Real Estate Agents, Part 4:

There nothing like a few good jokes on the lighter side of real estate.  Here are some of the funniest ones sent in by our members.  I guarantee you'll laugh your head off.  Just remember to pick it back up.  You'll need it if you're going to be successful in this business. Lol!  ;-)

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You Might Be A Salesperson If...

You refer to dating as test marketing. When you bought a new house you called your fellow alumni and offered to name a room after them, if they'll help with the down payment. Your favorite stories begin "Bob Jones, VP of marketing, sat at his desk and stared out his window..." When you give your son his birthday present, you must say that it has an "unprecedented performance". When you describe a product as "maintenance-free" you mean that it is impossible to fix it. You insist that you do some more market research before you and your spouse produce another child.

Young Broker

A young broker had just started his own real estate office. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the broker picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?" The man said, "Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines."

Your Rival Gets Double

A real estate agent walking along the beach found a bottle. When he rubbed it, lo and behold, a genie appeared. "I will grant you three wishes," announced the genie. "But since Satan still hates me, for every wish you make, your rival gets the wish as well -- only double." The real estate agent thought about this for a while. "For my first wish, I would like ten million dollars," he announced. Instantly the genie gave him a Swiss bank account number and assured the man that $10,000,000 had been deposited. " But your rival has just received $20,000,000," the genie said. "I've always wanted a Ferrari," the agent said. Instantly a Ferrari appeared. "But your rival has just received two Ferraris," the genie said. "And what is your last wish?" "Well," said the salesman, "I've always wanted to donate a kidney for transplant."